Things are looking UPS

So today was the first day on the ole seasonal UPS runs! To balance the pessimism of my various coworkers, I see the face of someone who is receiving a package. We all remember that feeling of seeing that red card in the window of our mailboxes. Now I am the messenger of such blessings. And who could ever pass up 'the browns'? While I expected my uniform to bare a sense of dullness, it is still to my chagrin to realize I look like a well-toasted Fluffy Puf't Marshmellow Man; or in the words of Meredith when I wear all brown, "a piece of poop". Alas, for three more weeks:

I deliver.